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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

frxdo:

Hobbit fandom be like

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purplespacedragon-at-221b:

sherolck:

jennan-sarah:

lesenorfromage:

gnumblr:

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These are mostly animals….

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romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

DUDE I HAD A CLASSMATE WHO HAD THIS HAPPEN AND APPARENTLY THE ANSWER IS LIKE 7,000-10,000

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